Posts tagged “H.P. Lovecraft”

Fhtagn Navidad!

Even the Old Ones deserve a little holiday cheer…

AWAKE YE SCARY GREAT OLD ONES

Awake ye scary great Old Ones let everything dismay!
Remember great Cthulhu shall rise up from R’lyeh
To kill us all with tentacles if we should go his way!
O’ tidings of madness and woe, madness and woe,
O’ tidings of madness and woe! (and great woe)

In Yuggoth and in Aldebaran the great Old Ones were spawned
Imprisoned by the Elder Gods to wait for long eons!
Enticing humans to release them,
Chanting dreadful songs!
O’ tidings of madness and woe, madness and woe,
O’ tidings of madness and woe! (and great woe)

An Arab said “That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange eons you will find that even death may die”!
The great Old Ones will rule once more
Then all will be destroyed!
O’ tidings of madness and woe, madness and woe,
O’ tidings of madness and woe! (and great woe)

*Repost from 2014

December 25, 2016 | Categories: Life | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , | 25 Comments

Necronomicon Journal ~ Sketchbook

~ ~ ~  GIVEAWAY CLOSED ~ ~ ~ 

Last week, Sister Madly gave a description of the lovely, makeshift HAZMAT ensemble she was wearing, the sight of which most likely prompted the recent apartment inspection. She later confessed -to you- that it was simply because she was making a Necronomicon.

And you thought she was being facetious.

Allow Sister Madly to provide visual aid of the process:

sketchbk1

Sketchbook obtained, void and without form.

paint wall

Paint thrown around in an aesthetically pleasing manner.

popping-bubble-wrap

Entertainment while paint dries.

onion goggles

Sexy HAZMAT gear acquired.

acrylic

Sealant chemicals added with the usual fanfare.

lego
……

Necronomicon

Done.

~ JOURNAL SPECS ~

A) Dimensions: 9” X 11”

B) 110 sheets/220 pages, unlined

C) 70 lb. Paper, Acid Free

D) Not bound in human skin, nor written with blood **

E) Has a fondness for Let’s Dance (InFiction String Remix) and will play it often on your MP3 player.

F) There is no ‘F.’

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~ GIVEAWAY DETAILS ~

  • Comment below ~OR~ Send email (subject: GIVEAWAY) to ~ sistermadly13@gmail.com ~
  • Include at least one of the following:

~ Music Recommendation (Peter Murphy’s Carver Combo)
~ Book Recommendation (The Razor’s Edge, W. Somerset Maugham)
~ Cider Recommendation (Rhubarbarian, 2 Towns Ciderhouse)
~ Fun Fact (Sister Madly’s left foot is 1.25 sizes smaller than her right)

~This is to separate entries from junk mail, as it would be a shame to select a 4 year-old habitual spammer living in an underground bunker outside of Nantucket. Also, it’s fun.~

  • Winner will be selected at random. From a hat.
  • Sister Madly will not sell your personal info. She doesn’t know how.
  • All emails/addresses will be deleted at the end of the Giveaway.
  • Giveaway ends Aug. 9, 2014. Midnight-ish.

~ GIVEAWAY OPEN TO SUBSCRIBERS AND NON SUBSCRIBERS ALIKE. FEEL FREE TO SHARE ~

** This is largely due to the fact that not one of the Professors showed up for Sister Madly’s ‘Let’s Make a Necronomicon!’ Party, thus forcing her to find other resources. And after all they have put her through, too, like that whole ‘Batting Cage’ thing- it was the least they could do. Just wait- the next time you flash another Rorschach card in front of her face, Professor, she’s going to do more than demand chocolate milk.

POST’S THEME SONG: Let’s Dance (InFiction String Remix), David Bowie

July 24, 2014 | Categories: Life | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , | 58 Comments