Aloo Gobi Matar ~ Moving Finger Writes

Sister Madly is a creature not unlike your good self- in fact, she may be more like yourself than you care to admit: like you, she dreams of one day becoming an eccentric old lady who runs the Curiosity Shoppe on the corner and frightens children with the volume of her hair.

But unlike yourself, Sister Madly has taken steps towards making this happen: yes, she has recently become a Vendor.

Now what’s tricky about being a Vendor is that one actually has to vend things. But unlike the seasoned Vendor who frequents estate sales, has a sprawling beach house and a mutt named Trinket, Sister Madly is pillaging free bins on the side of the road while pondering the ethics of nicking books from Little Free Libraries. She does hit up auctions now and then, but even her sparring at the Renaissance Faire did not prepare her for the blood-soaked battles she faces against bidders; Rorschach Plate auctions are particularly cutthroat.

But for all the blood, sweat, and four-letter words expended clicking the ‘bid’ button, Sister Madly has to admit, it gets a little boring. She has the spirit of a maverick, preferring to spend her free time in the noble pursuit of shenanigans, tomfooleries, and avoiding housework. And of course, napping in the sock drawer.

And occasionally, these auctions go awry:

And the Postal Carrier still insisted she sign for that.

On the bright side, she now has Pakistani stamps to sell to the avid collector; you may leave your bids in the comments below.*

* Sister Madly also accepts Ferrero Rocher in lieu of cash.

Recently, she came across an auction for a ‘haunted’ ring, which was said to relocate itself in the middle of the night. Since the average person is disinclined to invest in a Ring that is perpetually lost, it wasn’t a popular auction; however, Sister Madly figured if she could make the ring devoted to her exclusively- more specifically, to the Madly Marketplace- the Ring would relocate back to said Marketplace after purchase, where Sister Madly could sell it again and again indefinitely.

But how does one secure the devotion of a Ring? Does she woo it with poetry and roses? Hire a Mariachi Band for a moonlit, margarita serenade?* Or should she provide one-on-one training and reward good behavior with kibble? Maybe she should play hard-to-get, or perhaps she should make a pie chart and use the word ‘community’ a lot.

* The preferred method for wooing Sister Madly… or ticking her off. She forgets which one.

Being a savvy BusinessMoppet of a few weeks, Sister Madly recognizes a potential flaw in this plan: What if the customer is so in love with the Ring it is never removed from the finger? Will the Ring return to the Madly Marketplace with the customer in tow, or just with the finger? And can she charge extra for that appendage next time around?

But for the moment, Sister Madly put aside that auction in favor of one featuring an Automatic Writing Planchette. Winning said auction was easy, as most bidders were busy warring over the newest listing of Rorschach Plates- barbarians, the lot of them. Seriously, if there is a New World Order, it will be run by antique dealers.

Now Automatic Writing is said to be the psychic ability to write words or phrases without consciously doing so, and is attributed to the supernatural or spirit world; however, skeptics ascribe ‘automatic writing’ to the Ideomotor Effect, a physiological phenomenon in which an individual makes movements unconsciously. Since the Planchette had never been used, it was possible that Sister Madly procured an Ideomotor Effect Planchette and not an Automatic Writing one. Not wanting to falsely represent her product, Sister Madly set the Planchette up in the kitchen to see if it will write anything (she is hoping for a lovely note from Vincent Price)- after all, if it IS an Automatic Writing Planchette, it certainly doesn’t need Sister Madly to guide it along. Also, she can’t spell, which is embarrassing for spirits.

UPDATE: the Planchette has written a squiggly line, but whether this was by supernatural means or the aggressive jackhammer outside the window is unclear.

UPDATE #2: Sister Madly has since decided that it was the former, as ‘responsive to jackhammers during utility repair’ is not a good sales pitch- again, savvy BusinessMoppet.

ALOO GOBI MATAR

  • 1 TBSP ginger, minced
  • 1 TBSP garlic, minced
  • 1 onion, diced
  • 1-2 chilies, minced
  • 1 TBSP tom paste
  • 1 tsp garam masala
  • 1 tsp coriander
  • ½ tsp cumin
  • ½ tsp turmeric
  • 2-4 cups vegetable broth (less for dry curry)
  • 1lb (medium) cauliflower, chopped
  • 2 russet potatoes, peeled and cubed
  • ½ cup peas, frozen
  • coconut milk ~ OR ~ heavy cream, to taste (opt)
  • salt/pepper, to taste

Heat oil in skillet
Add onion; sauté 5 min
Add garlic, ginger, and chili; sauté 3-5 min
Add spices, sauté until fragrant; 1 min
Mix in tomato paste; 1 min
Add potatoes, cauliflower, and broth; mix
Bring to a boil
Reduce heat; cover
Simmer until veggies are tender, stirring occasionally 15-20 min
Add peas and cream (opt)
Simmer until heated through; 3-5 min

THEME SONG: Working Girl, The Members

16 responses

  1. How loud is your hair?

    Liked by 1 person

    June 21, 2019 at 3:13 AM

    • Just above a whisper at the moment, but I’m hoping to break the sound barrier by the end of the year.

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      June 21, 2019 at 1:58 PM

  2. Your shenanigans made me smile broadly … I have always loved and appreciated the way you see the world my beautiful friend…

    Liked by 1 person

    June 21, 2019 at 8:56 AM

    • Thank you, my friend.

      Perhaps one day you can partake in my shenanigans… and if you’re particularly well-behaved, some tomfoolery as well.

      Liked by 1 person

      June 21, 2019 at 3:39 PM

      • I am always up for Shenanigans…. 😉 I have enough to make bail but do you …lol

        Liked by 1 person

        June 24, 2019 at 5:38 AM

        • Bail money is the very reason I got a booth at the marketplace in the first place!

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          June 24, 2019 at 9:52 AM

  3. You needing bail money DOES NOT SURPRISE ME! lol… 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

    June 24, 2019 at 9:59 AM

  4. elmediat

    Market as wireless Planchette. It is constructed without wires & does not need wires to operate. Owners must provide personal software & password/mantra to activate.

    Liked by 1 person

    June 27, 2019 at 12:40 PM

    • Ha! Love it.

      In a way, the planchette is the prototype for the modern day computer mouse… surely someone out there will believe that.

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      June 27, 2019 at 2:37 PM

  5. locksley2010

    Sister Madly is now an entrepreneur? Amazing news indeed!

    Liked by 1 person

    June 29, 2019 at 1:15 AM

    • Sister Madly does not use that “E” word- mainly because she cannot pronounce it without getting her tongue tied into a knot, and that’s not very business-like.

      Liked by 1 person

      June 29, 2019 at 1:23 PM

  6. locksley2010

    This is a very wise approach. “Adventure-sales” might be more in theme. 😉

    Liked by 1 person

    June 30, 2019 at 12:49 AM

  7. Oh, how I enjoyed reading this. All things near to me have not been so happy as of late… so thank you for making me laugh so early in the morning and for brightening my day once again….

    Liked by 1 person

    July 14, 2019 at 5:15 AM

    • I’ve read about your struggles in the past- I can’t imagine how difficult it must be for you. I hope there are happier days ahead for you very soon. ;c)

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      July 15, 2019 at 10:52 AM

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