Sweet Potato Lamb Samosas ~ Book Club Phlebotomy

It was another Saturday night, and another encounter with the Happy Phlebotomist, a human mosquito known for his fanatical devotion to the job and a happiness borders upon sinister. That night he was feeling particularly highbrow, lamenting about the one time he attended a Book Club, the evening ended in a conga line.

Now that’s an affair Sister Madly would consider! Book Clubs these days are bogged down by the most ridiculous of frills- such as cucumber sandwiches and, you know, books- that they have forgotten their humble roots in Cuban dance.

The Happy Phlebotomist (HP) however, was so devastated by the incident that he made an unusually bold declaration: yes, somewhere between depleting people of their life source and pushing natural supplements, he was going to start a book club of his own- a respectable book club, a proper book club. You see, he just loves the smell of books!

You’re not suppose to smell books, Sunshine, you’re suppose to read them; that’s what books are for! No doubt you know there are books which have been banned due to their content- suppose you should happen to huff one of those?

Sure, it’s just a snort here and there, but soon you’ll be wearing thick-rimmed glasses and tying your hair up in a bun, and in no time flat you’re insisting that Oreos are vegan while listening to music on ‘vinyl…’ it’s the gateway drug to hardcore hipsterdom!

It was of no use; soon they will all be card-carrying members of Book Club Phlebotomy, extracting blood and smelling books by candlelight. But even worse than this was that HP was determined to take Sister Madly along with them, handing over the book list and asking her to choose which should be their first:

  • Dianetics
  • Interview with an Exorcist
  • The Rise of Theodore Roosevelt
  • The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat and Other Clinical Tales
  • Beowulf
  • The Encyclopedia of Psychoactive Plants
  • Cod: A Biography of the Fish that Changed the World
  • Atlas Shrugged

What Frankenstein stitched together this literary goulash? It’s enough to reduce anyone to a fetal position in a padded cell- even her spirit animal* is undergoing therapy for the trauma! And though Sister Madly admits that The Encyclopedia of Psychoactive Plants would come in handy when landscaping the backyard, it’s hardly a book she would curl up with at the local coffee shop (mostly because she doesn’t like coffee.)

* Cookie Monster.

HP didn’t understand the fuss. After all, Sister Madly has been known to eat cod now and then- has she ever wondered about its heartbreaking journey from dreamy-eyed minnow to delicious fish ‘n chips? As for the Encyclopedia- why, it’s shorter than War and Peace by a few hundred pages! And just think of all the pointers she’d pick up from the Exorcist…

Exactly what pointers would those be, Sunshine? How to make your own holy water? A DIY crucifix out of dust bunnies and lemon peels? And what makes you think that Sister Madly needs pointers in the first place? Maybe she’s happy with her demons, ever think of that?!?

HP, however, was most accommodating. If Sister Madly didn’t find the list suitable, she- and her demons- were free to add to it.

And that’s just what they did:

  • The Doubtful Debutante
  • All of Them Witches
  • Higgins’ Universal Language
  • Blood on Their Hands: The Crime of It All, A Study of Some Selected Abuses in Sixteenth Century Europe
  • The Isle of Naboombu
  • To Serve Man*
  • Necronomicon

* In the original Kanamit, of course.

HP was absolutely delighted; finally, Sister Madly was showing some enthusiasm for the project! He even went so far as to buy her a pint- that is, until one of the Professors put that PhD- and smart phone thingy- to good use.

“None of these books exist!”

What can she say, Professor? Her devils made her do it.

SWEET POTATO LAMB SAMOSAS

PASTRY

  • 2 sheets Puff Pastry, thawed
  • Egg, beaten

SWEET POTATO

  • 1 sweet potato, peeled, cooked, and cubed
  • 1/2 onion, sliced
  • 1 tsp mustard seeds
  • 1/2 tsp turmeric
  • 1-2 chili peppers, chopped (or cayenne to taste)
  • 1/2 cup fresh peas

LAMB

  • 1 LB minced lamb
  • 3/4 cup chicken stock
  • 1/2 onion, chopped
  • 3 garlic cloves, minced
  • 2 tsp ginger
  • 1 1/4 tsp cumin
  • 3/4 tsp sumac
  • 1/2 tsp garam masala
  • fresh mint leaves, chopped
  • salt/pepper, to taste
  • Oil/ghee

* ~ *  FILLING PREPARATION * ~ *

~ SWEET POTATO ~
Heat oil/ghee in pan
Add mustard seeds; roast until seeds start popping all over the kitchen
Add sliced onion; saute until translucent; 5 min
Add turmeric and chilies/cayenne; saute
Add potatoes and peas; stir to coat; approx 2 min
Remove from heat and set aside

~ LAMB ~
Saute chopped onions in oil; 5 min
Add garlic and ginger; saute 2 min
Add cumin, sumac, garam masala, salt/pepper; mix 30 secs
Add lamb; saute until cooked through
Add sweet potato preparation; mix thoroughly
Add stock; simmer until evaporated
Stir in mint; remove from heat

PREPARING SAMOSAS
Preheat the oven to 400*
Roll out pastry sheets and cut into 9 squares (approx 4”x4”ea)
Place a tablespoon of mixture at the center of each square
Fold the pastry over filling to form a triangle
Brush egg wash the top of each samosa
Bake 20-25 minutes, or until golden

Book of Longing, Leonard Cohen w/Philip Glass

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17 responses

  1. Have you considered, “How to win friends and influence people the Medieval way”?

    Perhaps…. Just perhaps now, “101 things you didn’t know you could do with a culinary guillotine”?

    I see journey through stacks for you Ms Madly, bun that hair and put on the horn rimmed eye protection. Don’t forget to send selfie pics! Maybe add a cobweb or two, they make a tres chic look in the piccie.

    I’m also told a certain Angel’s Angel is glad you’re owning YOUR DEVILS.

    As always Milady, at your service.

    Liked by 1 person

    July 16, 2017 at 11:52 AM

    • I like that guillotine one. Possibilities there.

      Actually, all the ‘books’ I listed were fictional works found within other fictional works, which is probably how I was outed so quickly. Your ‘titles’ most likely wouldn’t have aroused suspicion as quickly. I will have to remember those in the future.

      Unfortunately, I cannot include the requested cobweb or two- my devils are neat freaks and are dusting the apartment even as we speak! (they say ‘hi!’ by the way.)

      Liked by 1 person

      July 16, 2017 at 12:12 PM

      • I’ll wait with a worm on my tongue for the piccies sans webs!

        The medieval one comes with your choice of a Torquemada Toy. Now that’s marketing!

        Just to clarify, it is the devils saying hello and not the bunnies?

        Liked by 1 person

        July 16, 2017 at 12:26 PM

        • Aye, the devils!

          … toy? No weapons!?! So unfair…

          Also, why are you eating worms?

          Liked by 1 person

          July 16, 2017 at 12:45 PM

        • Torquemada toy, dual purpose. 😉

          Worm on tongue, baited breath. I’m sure the piccies will be worth it.

          Liked by 1 person

          July 16, 2017 at 1:19 PM

  2. I have the Necronomicon and I am reading it out so you are going to have to wait…. I have been waiting for it to come off hold for fifteen years at the library… 🙂 . I do have one word when you do finally attain the book …chain that fucker down. It attacked me twice in the middle of the night while asleep…. and oh yes…feed it chocolate chip cookies … it loves chocolate chip cookies..followed by cup of a milk … Lactose Free of course…

    You can always come over and read me with if you wish….. I do need a partner to help me hold the book down… 🙂

    YOUR book clubs would be fun…… I say we act out any of our favorite battle scenes from the book in the backyard, sharpened swords and all! 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

    July 18, 2017 at 5:37 AM

    • Why must I share my cookies with an ill-tempered book!? That is so unfair.

      Battle scenes are a given- that is how we discuss the book! Interpretative Combat… it’s like Interpretive Dance but with medieval weaponry. Thoreau’s ‘Walden’ is much more interesting when discussed with battle axes.

      Liked by 1 person

      July 18, 2017 at 11:11 AM

  3. Ha ha ha. The cookie monster reference and pic are gold! I think he’s my spirit animal…

    Liked by 1 person

    July 23, 2017 at 4:55 PM

    • Always a pleasure to meet a fellow ‘charge’ of the great Cookie Monster! He will not lead us astray.

      (But beware of those who declare Elmo as their spirit animal…!!!)

      Liked by 1 person

      July 23, 2017 at 5:47 PM

      • He usually leads me to trays of cookies, which seems like my correct path in life. 🙂 Elmo…that little red devil! He and his followers do not tickle my curiosity…well…much.

        Liked by 1 person

        August 1, 2017 at 8:30 PM

  4. Had me at sweet potato, and lamb, and Samosa!!

    Liked by 1 person

    August 4, 2017 at 5:33 AM

  5. To Serve Man is an actual book it’s just that you can’t get it here any more. They took it back with them. It’s a shame since I often have a strong desire to turn certain family members into entrees.

    Liked by 1 person

    August 8, 2017 at 11:12 AM

    • I wonder if Amazon has intergalactic shipping- Thanksgiving is coming up, after all.

      Liked by 1 person

      August 8, 2017 at 12:58 PM

      • I think they’d sell millions of copies for Thanksgiving as so many families want to kill each other for the holidays.

        Liked by 1 person

        August 8, 2017 at 9:10 PM

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